Thursday, January 27, 2011

The Top 3 Slashies (actor/musician, not the other way around)


1. Meatloaf
• His name is Robert Paulson. As the moosey, lovable oaf in Fight Club, Meatloaf's b-tits weren't the only thing that grabbed your attention — his emotional range was equally as, uh, perky.



2. Scarlet Johanson
• Sure she can hit the high notes. Sure she can probably shake her hips and make every red-blooded American boy wish he was a microphone. But can you name any of her songs? Nope. What about her movies? Bingo. Ryan Reynolds must have a pretty GOOD reason for splitting up with her.



3. Ricky Gervais
• Brilliant, funny, witty, worth paying attention to. Way better at writing humor than singing New Wave music. Though cruising through all of his New Wave musical ventures on YouTube IS pretty humorous.

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