Top 4 Reasons to Take a Girl to Live Theater
- Daddy Warbucks
- a)You have cash + b)you are willing to spend cash on her = c)she sees a future of buying shoes on your dime. This doesn't mean it has to be true, but the thought of this will attract her.
- Dress Up
- You have a chance to show off your new cute shoes and cute pants. She gets to dress up a little bit as well.
- Hall Pass
- Nudity at a movie is pornography. Nudity at the theater is art.
- Culture and Refinement
- You get points for culture and refinement even when you don't know what those words mean.
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