The Top 3 Dillons/Dylons (in our era)

1. Dillon from the film Predator
Reasons to like:
• Had an arm wrestling match with Dutch while standing up, with oiled-up, flexing biceps
• Fro-stash
• Despite being in a bug-ridden jungle with scratchy, poisonous vines and stinging things, he never buttoned up his army shirt. It was always unbuttoned, and it was always awesome.

Verdict:
One tough mother f'er. Even though the CIA had him pushing too many pencils, he was still quite capable in the jungle.


2. Bob Dylan
Reasons to like:
• The Times They Are A-Changin'


3. Matt Dillon
Reasons to like:
• Was Cliff Poncier, the frontman of the fictional Seattle band Citizen Dick (with the ever-catchy single, Touch Me I'm Dick)
• "Exceptional my ass." –Pat Healy in Something About Mary

Top Five Reasons to Create This Blog

Top five reasons to create a blog

1. Everyone is doing it.

2. It gives a feeling of superiority to sound smarter than other peoples. 

3. As the saying goes, "Opinions are like buttholes.  Everyone has one."  Some people have more than one (opinions, not buttholes)  that they'd like to share.
4. You've got nothing better to do.

5. You're insane (in an interesting way)

Top five reasons not to create a blog

1. Everyone is doing it.

2. You're going to bore everyone with the intricate and underwhelming details of every minute of your day (and life).

3. You have opinions but they are uninteresting and devoid of any rational thought.
4. You're an animal rights activist.
5. You're insane (in a bad way)

This blog falls somewhere in the middle of life changing and totally worthless, but hopefully it is at least entertaining.  Enjoy.