Monday, January 17, 2011

Top Five Reasons to Create This Blog

Top five reasons to create a blog
  1. Everyone is doing it.
  1. It gives a feeling of superiority to sound smarter than other peoples. 
  1. As the saying goes, "Opinions are like buttholes.  Everyone has one."  Some people have more than one (opinions, not buttholes)  that they'd like to share.
  2. You've got nothing better to do.
  1. You're insane (in an interesting way)

Top five reasons not to create a blog
  1. Everyone is doing it.
  1. You're going to bore everyone with the intricate and underwhelming details of every minute of your day (and life).
  1. You have opinions but they are uninteresting and devoid of any rational thought.
  2. You're an animal rights activist.
  3. You're insane (in a bad way)

This blog falls somewhere in the middle of life changing and totally worthless, but hopefully it is at least entertaining.  Enjoy.

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  2. Those are sweet reasons. I'll see if I can add to the inner sanctum!

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